CHARLIE IS INSULTED WHEN ALAN CHOOSES THEIR CRAZY COUSINS AS JAKE'S GUARDIANS IF HE AND JUDITH DIE, ON A REBROADCAST OF "TWO AND A HALF MEN," MONDAY, NOV. 1

"Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats" -- Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he and Judith were to die, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN Monday, Nov. 1 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Andrew Weyman directed the episode from a story by Jeff Abugov and Eric Lapidus and script by Eddie Gorodetsky and Mark Roberts. (Originally broadcast 2/23/04)

Later, when Alan runs out to do errands, he leaves Jake with Charlie, who's still sulking over Alan's will. As the two shoot hoops, Jake falls, hitting his head. Charlie rushes him to the emergency room where he finds that his charm with women doesn't work with the admitting nurse. Charlie knows the stakes are high, as he must prove to Alan that he can be a responsible guardian.

Charlie Harper: Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper: Jon Cryer
Jake Harper: Angus T. Jones
Judith: Marin Hinkle
Evelyn: Holland Taylor
Dr. Prajneep: Kris Iyer
Nurse: Vernee Watson Johnson
Second Nurse: Elise Robertson
Gonzales: Ski Carr

RATING: TVPG-DL