ALAN DATES A MARTHA STEWART-LIKE WOMAN WHO TAKES OVER THE HOUSE DURING THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS, ON A REBROADCAST OF "TWO AND A HALF MEN," MONDAY, MAY 29

"Santa's Village of the Damned" -- Alan dates a Martha Stewart-like woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, May 29 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. Rob Schiller directed the episode from a story by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn, two of the series' executive producers, and a teleplay by Susan Beavers and Don Foster. (Originally broadcast 12/19/05)

Just in time for Christmas, Alan falls for Sandy, the teacher of his cooking class, and before long, she moves into the house, fattens the guys up with gourmet meals, drives Berta crazy with housekeeping tips, and generally turns all of their lives upside down with her unnatural pursuit of perfection. Charlie warns Alan that she's a "nester" and needs to be stopped before they reach a point of no return.

Charlie Harper: Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper: Jon Cryer
Jake Harper: Angus T. Jones
Evelyn: Holland Taylor
Berta: Conchata Ferrell
Sandy: Josie Davis

RATING: TV14-DL