WHEN CHARLIE AND ALAN TELL EVELYN THEY DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULD MOURN AT HER FUNERAL, SHE REPLACES THEM WITH UNLIKELY SURROGATES, ON "TWO AND A HALF MEN," MONDAY, FEB. 26, 9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT

"I Merely Slept With A Commie" -- When Charlie and Alan tell Evelyn they don't think anyone would mourn at her funeral, she replaces them with unlikely surrogates, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Feb. 26 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. Gary Halvorson directed the episode from a story by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn, two of the series' executive producers, and a teleplay by Don Foster, Susan Beavers and Jim Patterson.

When Evelyn expresses sympathy for a friend who had no mourners at her funeral, Alan and Charlie inform her that she's headed for the same fate. Instead of taking their comments as a motive to change, she cunningly makes them regret what they said.

SERIES REGULARS:

Charlie Harper: Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper: Jon Cryer
Jake Harper: Angus T. Jones
Evelyn: Holland Taylor
Berta: Conchata Ferrell

GUEST CAST:

Roger: Wayne Wilderson
Phillip: Tony Tripoli
Changpu: Austin Lee
Peggy: Lee Garlington
Photographer: Michael Merton

RATING: TV-14-L