HARRY AND SHERMAN GO TO A SPA TO ESCAPE WOMEN, AND JOANNA GETS A SUDDEN PAIN WHENEVER SHE HEARS JASON�S NAME, ON ABC�S �IN CASE OF EMERGENCY�

�Happy Endings� � Harry and Sherman go to a spa to escape women, but Sherman spends the vacation looking for women. Meanwhile, Joanna gets a pain in her neck whenever Jason�s name is mentioned, so she goes to see Kelly for a massage, on �In Case of Emergency,� WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28 (9:30-10:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.

�In Case of Emergency� stars David Arquette as Jason Ventress, Jonathan Silverman as Harry Kennison, Greg Germann as Sherman Yablonsky, Kelly Hu as Kelly Lee, Jackson Bond as Dylan and Lori Loughlin as Joanna.

Guest-starring are David Norona as Paul, Natsuko Ohama as Madam and Gary �G-Thang� Johnson as G-Thang.

�Happy Endings� is written by Michael P. Fox & Robyn Adams and directed by Linda Mendoza.

�In Case of Emergency� is broadcast in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC�s selected HDTV format, with 5.1 channel surround sound and Spanish subtitles via secondary closed captioning.

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