SUNDAY, JULY 5

"THE DREW CAREY SHOW" � (6:00-6:30 p.m. ET)

"Sexual Perversity in Cleveland" (CONTENT RATING TBD)

DREW TRIES ONLINE DATING � When Oswald (Diedrich Bader) finds out that his mother has lost all of her money in a bad business deal, he submits to a clinical trial at DrugCo, the pharmaceutical firm where Lewis (Ryan Stiles) works. In exchange for a lot of money, Oswald has large, fake breasts surgically implanted and agrees to leave them in for 31 days. The company needs male test subjects because its female patients refused to have the implants removed. Oswald's sexy but bizarre bust proves strangely compelling to Drew (Drew Carey) and Lewis but disgusting to Kate (Christa Miller). Meanwhile, after Drew tells Darcy (recurring guest star Pauley Perrette) that he quit the band and dedicated his life to working at the store, she promptly ends their relationship. Drew relies on an Internet chat room for his romantic needs, typing messages using a pseudonym to other anonymous users. On-line, he meets one special lady with whom he has an extremely passionate chat. However, he is terrified when he learns his "cybersex" partner's real identity: Mimi! Written by Mike Larsen and directed by Gerry Cohen (#466256).