Friday, January 3

Going Dutch: Series Premiere (Fox)

In "Going Dutch," the arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel Patrick Quinn (Denis Leary) -- after an epically unfiltered rant -- is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he is punished with a command position at the least important army base in the world, notable for its Michelin Star-commissary, top-notch bowling alley, lavender-infused laundry and the best (and only) fromagerie in the U.S. Armed Forces. Surrounded by a diverse group of military misfits, the colonel tries to reinstate discipline and professionalism with the help of the base's previous interim leader, who just happens to be his estranged daughter (Taylor Misiak, "Dave").