or


[10/28/04 - 12:00 AM]
Homer Simpson for President!

[via press release from FOX]

HOMER SIMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!

Homer Simpson in 2004! Everyman Homer Simpson would be the ideal candidate for President of the United States, it was reported today by local Springfield news anchor Kent Brockman. Simpson detailed his would-be platform after downing several cans of Duff beer at his favorite watering hole, Moe's Tavern. Simpson has yet to name his running mate, but it is rumored to be either Barney, Moe, Lenny or Carl. It is unlikely Homer would choose Krusty the Clown, given Krusty's failed bid for the presidency in 1992. Vowing to make a change, Simpson revealed the following campaign platform:

HOMER SIMPSON'S CAMPAIGN PLATFORM

A friend to one, a friend to all. (Except Flanders.)

There is nothing to fear except fear itself. Oh... and fear of the voices... the constant voices telling me to do things... bad things.

I promise there will be fewer nuclear disasters with me as your President than with me as your nuclear safety inspector.

I will fill the pot holes, help the pot heads and eat the pot pies.

I will put a man on Mars within the decade. That man will be Flanders. And he will not return.

No big government, just big waist sizes.

Children are the future. That's why they must be stopped today.

I will make the trains run on time. On second thought, coal might be better. I will make the trains run on coal.

I will legalize the hunting of sisters-in-law.

Repeal all taxes... make Sweden pay for everything.

Homer and the rest of THE SIMPSONS are back for an epic 16th season beginning with all-new episodes Sunday, Nov. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

THE SIMPSONS is a Gracie Films Production in association with 20th Century Fox Television. James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and Al Jean are the executive producers. Film Roman is the animation house.





  [october 2004]  
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
     


· SIMPSONS, THE (FOX)





[02/26/21 - 09:04 AM]
"Motherland: Fort Salem" - Second Season of the Witch Drama Premieres Summer 2021
In the anticipated second season, Raelle, Tally and Abigail confront higher stakes, dangerous magic and a new threat from an ancient group of witch-hunters, the Camarilla.

[02/26/21 - 09:03 AM]
"The Bold Type" - Final Season of Freeform's Signature Dramedy Premieres Spring 2021
Season four of the series left Kat, Jane and Sutton at their limits, both personally and professionally, at Scarlet Magazine.

[02/26/21 - 09:02 AM]
"Cruel Summer" - Psychological Thriller Will Have Its Series Debut Tuesday, April 20 with a Two-Hour Event
From executive producer Jessica Biel, "Cruel Summer" is a psychological thriller that follows two young women: Kate Wallis, the popular girl with a charmed life who one day goes missing, and Jeanette Turner, the nerdy wannabe who is accused of being connected to Kate's disappearance.

[02/26/21 - 09:01 AM]
"Everything's Gonna Be Okay" - Second Season of Critically Acclaimed Comedy Premieres Thursday, April 8 with Two Back-to-Back Episodes
After their heartbreaking trip to New York, the Moss family and Nicholas' boyfriend, Alex, are just trying their best to move forward.

[02/26/21 - 09:00 AM]
Freeform Greenlights "Single Drunk Female" Comedy Series
After a spectacularly embarrassing public breakdown, irreverent alcoholic Samantha Fink is forced to move back home with her "Smother" to sober up and avoid jail time.

[02/26/21 - 08:59 AM]
HBO's "Q: Into the Storm," A Six-Part Documentary Series Exploring the Origins of QAnon, Debuts March 21
During the three-year global investigation, the series chronicles the evolution of "Q" in real-time with unprecedented access to key players.

[02/26/21 - 08:06 AM]
Video: "Shadow and Bone" - Teaser Trailer - Netflix
Sinister forces plot against a young soldier when she reveals a magical power that might unite her world.

[02/26/21 - 08:00 AM]
Paramount+ Docuseries "For Heaven's Sake" to Debut Thursday, March 4
All eight episodes will be available to binge, exclusively on Paramount+.

[02/26/21 - 07:24 AM]
Callahan Walsh Headlines New "In Pursuit" Spin-Off with a Special Highlighting Missing Persons Cases
"In Pursuit: The Missing" will stream on discovery+ beginning on Sunday, March 7, and will premiere on Investigation Discovery on Monday, March 8.

[02/26/21 - 06:00 AM]
Nominations Announced for the "56th Academy of Country Music Awards(TM)"
CBS presents this year's event live from three iconic country music venues - the Grand Ole Opry House, Nashville's historic Ryman Auditorium and the Bluebird Cafe - on Sunday, April 18.

[02/26/21 - 12:01 AM]
Video: "The One" - Official Trailer - Netflix
Love - and lies - spiral when a DNA researcher helps discover a way to find the perfect partner, and creates a bold new matchmaking service.

[02/25/21 - 05:50 PM]
Video: New Family Tree First Look - "The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder" - Disney+
Get the latest lowdown on the characters headed to the new series.

[02/25/21 - 01:01 PM]
Hulu Presents Upcoming Original Series "The Handmaid's Tale" Season Four, The Final Season of "Shrill" and "Marvel's M.O.D.O.K." at 2021 Television Critics Association Winter Press Tour
The company also announced a series order for new original limited series "Iron Mike" from 20th Television and the team behind "I, Tonya," as well as an early third season renewal for "Animaniacs" from Steven Spielberg.

[02/25/21 - 12:31 PM]
NBC and E! Have Golden Globes Surrounded with Full Array of Pre- and Post-Show Telecasts
The "78th Annual Golden Globe Awards" will air live on NBC this Sunday at 5 p.m. PT / 8 p.m. ET from the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills and the Rainbow Room in Rockefeller Center in New York City.

[02/25/21 - 10:22 AM]
"HBO Presents: A Tiny Audience" Season Two Premiering Exclusively on HBO Max and HBO Latino on March 19
Each episode features one chart-topping global Latin artist who performs one of their biggest hits while revealing to the audience something about the track they have never revealed before.