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[12/27/06 - 06:23 AM]
The Simpsons Ring in 2007 with Their New Year's Resolutions
In preparation for the New Year, Homer, Marge and many of their fellow Springfieldians vow to change their ways in 2007.

[via press release from FOX]

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�THE SIMPSONS� RING IN 2007 WITH THEIR NEW YEAR�S RESOLUTIONS

In preparation for the New Year, Homer, Marge and many of their fellow Springfieldians vow to change their ways in 2007:

HOMER � I resolve to lose 10 pounds, and then gain it back by Valentine�s Day.

MARGE � I resolve to finally learn how to make pancakes that don�t stick to the pan. Bart helped me come up with that one.

KRUSTY � In 2007, I promise not to keep using the same old jokes I�ve been telling since 1961.

CHIEF WIGGUM � In the coming year, I resolve to learn how to work the safety on my gun.

COMIC BOOK GUY � In 2007, I resolve to boldly go where I have never gone before � out on a date with a woman.

BARNEY � I resolve to quit drinking � coffee. It leaves less room for beer.

NED FLANDERS � I resolve to be pious and kind and gentle and � yippee, skippee I already am! Happy 2007, everybody!

THE SIMPSONS returns with all new-episodes Sunday, Jan. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

THE SIMPSONS is a Gracie Films production in association with 20th Century Fox Television. James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and Al Jean are the executive producers. Film Roman is the animation house.





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