CBS MONDAY NIGHT COMEDIES RETURN WITH ORIGINAL EPISODES, ON MONDAY. MARCH 17

THE BIG BANG THEORY

"The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization" - When Sheldon and Leonard are invited to present their joint findings at a physics conference, Sheldon refuses, and Penny steps in to mediate ... only deepening the rift between the two best friends, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, in its new time period, Monday, March 17 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

"No Tomorrow" - When Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives like there's no tomorrow, he gets a post St. Patty's Day reality check from Marshall, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, March 17 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

TWO AND A HALF MEN

"Meander to Your Dander" - Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, March 17 (9:00:00-9:30:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, MONDAY, MARCH 17

"Burning Down the House" - Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square, on THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, Monday, March 17 (9:30:30-10:00:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Comedian Dave Foley ("NewsRadio") returns as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date.

CSI: MIAMI

"Raising Caine" - Horatio's ex and Kyle's mother (guest star Elizabeth Berkley), resurfaces as a billionaire's widow who will do anything to get her son back, on a rebroadcast of CSI: MIAMI, Monday, March 17 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.