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[01/31/12 - 10:22 AM]
Comedy Central: March 2012 Programming Highlights - "South Park," "Ugly Americans" & "Ralphie May: Too Big to Ignore"
The animated comedies both return Wednesday, March 14 starting at 10:00/9:00c.

[via press release from Comedy Central]

COMEDY CENTRAL: March 2012 Programming Highlights

(all times are et/pt)

HAPPY SWEET 16 TO CARTMAN, KYLE, STAN AND KENNY! THE 16TH SEASON OF "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERES WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14 AT 10:00 P.M. ET/PT ON COMEDY CENTRAL(R)

"UGLY AMERICANS" RETURNS FOR SOME MORE ZOMBIE-LOVING GOOD TIMES WHEN THE SERIES RETURNS WITH ALL-NEW EPISODES ON WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14 AT 10:30 P.M. ET/PT

THE WORLD PREMIERE FROM COLOSSALLY CLEVER RALPHIE MAY "RALPHIE MAY: TOO BIG TO IGNORE" DEBUTS SUNDAY, MARCH 4 AT 10:00 P.M. ET/PT

This March, everyone's favorite foul-mouth fourth-graders return to COMEDY CENTRAL to celebrate their Super Sweet 16. The 16th season of "South Park" premieres Wednesday, March 14 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT. Zombies, werewolves and vampires will reunite this March on COMEDY CENTRAL when "Ugly Americans" returns with all-new episodes following the 16th season premiere of "South Park" on Wednesday, March 14 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT. Also, don't miss the largest World Premiere stand-up special in March when "Ralphie May: Too Big To Ignore" airs Sunday, March 4 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT. In addition, check out all-new episodes of the "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," "The Colbert Report," "Tosh.0 and "Key & Peele."

SERIES

"South Park" - Season Premiere

Wednesday, March 14 from 10:00 p.m. - 10:30 p.m.

Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny are back for a sweet season 16! Last season they tackled the 1%, took on Broadway, and Stan started drinking. Tune in to see where they will go next!

"Ugly Americans" - New Episodes

Wednesday, March 14 from 10:30 p.m. - 11:00 p.m.

Monsters, mutants and who knows what else are still running amok in New York City when "Ugly Americans" returns. Find out what Mark, Callie, and everyone's favorite zombie roommate, Randall, have been up to in these brand-new episodes.

SPECIALS

"Ralphie May: Too Big to Ignore" - World Premiere

Sunday, March 4 from 10:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m.

Hilarious heavyweight Ralphie May takes on Chaz Bono, his kids, smoking up, and so much more in his brand new World Premiere stand-up special. This is one special that viewers just can't ignore!

STUNTS

"South Park" Super Sweet Sixteen

Friday, March 9 from 9:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m.

Saturday, March 10 from 9:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m.

Sunday, March 11 from 9:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m.

"South Park" turns 16 this year and to celebrate, COMEDY CENTRAL is throwing the boys their very own Super Sweet 16. Tune in for 16 fan favorite episodes including "Hell on Earth 2006," "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy," "You're Getting Old," and many more. It is sure to be one hell of a party!

It's Always Sunny on St. Paddy's Day

Saturday, March 17 from 8:00 p.m. - Midnight

Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day! Celebrate the holiday at Paddy's Pub with a block of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Join the gang's flip cup team, give Frank an intervention and play a drinking game. Just make sure to not black out, because the gang might draw on your face.





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· IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA (FXX)
· KEY & PEELE (COMEDY CENTRAL)
· SOUTH PARK (COMEDY CENTRAL)
· TOSH.0 (COMEDY CENTRAL)
· UGLY AMERICANS (COMEDY CENTRAL)





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